of them got better. i'll give you a hint. it's the one who ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of the father who will come again to judge the living and the dead. whose kingdom will have no end. anyone? it's jesus! we bestow one of them tax-exempt status. why isn't christianity a religion? >> christianity is not an organized religion. a church that can be imposed. christianity is a philosophy. you don't have to believe jesus is god in order to admire his view on life. >> jon: no. but you have to believe jesus is god to be a cristian. for instance, i like a lot of jesus' philosophy. love your neighbor. a little cheek turning. stone not casting. it's very nice. but while i can get an "a" in his philosophy class, i don't get to go to the after party. you get what i'm saying here? so you want to do this at my place or your place because [bleep] we'll be right ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: welcome back to the show. as we all know, of our congress' two houses the lower house the house of representatives is a dumping ground for morons at which any [bleep] can get elected. to ge

on "the o'reilly factor" and the atheists in a moment. ♪ our god is an awesome god he reigns in heaven above ♪captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪ two... two, three... ♪ ♪ announcer (a la rod serling): you're taking a vacation from normalcy. the setting: a weird, motel where the bed is stained with mystery, and there's also some mystery floating in the pool. your key card may not open the exercise room because someone smeared mystery on the lock. but it will open... the scary door. (door creaks) submitted for your emmy consideration: a popular senator with unpopular ideas. there is no such thing as space aliens! oh? how can you be so sure them aliens ain't already among us? i'll tell you how. because you are one! (reporters shriek, gasp) (snoring) hey, i was watching that! the saints just needed a field goal to tie! lrrr, you lazy ruler of the planet omicron persei 8! you said you would conquer a planet today,

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